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11/15/19

1:00 PM

11/15/19

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

10:50 AM

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

11:45 AM

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

10/28/19

11:30 AM

10/28/19

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

12:43 PM

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

2:41 PM

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

1:20 PM

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

12:55 PM

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

10:40 AM

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

9/25/19

12:40 PM

9/25/19

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

9/25/19

12:20 PM

9/25/19

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

2:12 PM

Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

9/20/19

1:55 PM

9/20/19

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

9/20/19

1:50 PM

9/20/19

Awesome: Home Depot Is Now Selling An Incredibly Weak Pepper Spray You Can Use On People Who Are Annoying But Not Dangerous

9/18/19

1:10 PM

9/18/19

Major Security Crisis: The Rooster That’s Loose In The White House Is No Longer Afraid Of The Jack-O’-Lantern President Trump Put Outside The Oval Office To Scare It Away

9/16/19

1:20 PM

9/16/19

Extremely Unhelpful: This Poster For A Missing Child Features Nothing But A Close-Up Photo Of The Kid’s Eyeball

9/13/19

11:25 AM

9/13/19

Corporate Disaster: The CEO Of Trojan Held A Press Conference With His 300 Children To Issue An Urgent Recall On All Trojan Condoms

9/12/19

2:00 PM

9/12/19

Major Setback: NASA Has Cancelled Plans To Go To Mars Because They Can't Find Anything Cute To Wear

9/4/19

3:20 PM

9/4/19

Major Mishap: Colorado Just Tried Restoring Voting Rights To 30,000 Felons But Accidentally Gave Jared Fogle The Right To Vote 30,000 Times Instead

8/26/19

1:30 PM

8/26/19

Time To Panic: Aiden Did His Book Report Super Fast And Now One Of Us Has To Go Before Class Ends

Entering The Fray: Led Zeppelin Has Reunited To Release A Diss Track Aimed At Drake

Major Breakthrough: Medical Researchers Just Announced That A 400-Pound Child Simply Ain’t Right

Incredible: Bethesda Revealed That ‘Fallout 76’ Will Show What Earth Would Be Like If The Arizona Diamondbacks Hadn’t Won The 2001 World Series

Disgusting: ISIS Has Released A Moving Fan-Tribute Video To The Villainous Captain Barbossa From The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Fr...

Trump’s Assault On The Environment, Explained In One Eye-Opening Chart And One Toe-Tapping Song

Eerie: This Compilation Proves That A Lone Seagull Has Been Following Obama Everywhere For Years

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

Awesome: Home Depot Is Now Selling An Incredibly Weak Pepper Spray You Can Use On People Who Are Annoying But Not Dangerous

Major Security Crisis: The Rooster That’s Loose In The White House Is No Longer Afraid Of The Jack-O’-Lantern President Trump Put Outside The Oval Office To Scare It Away

Extremely Unhelpful: This Poster For A Missing Child Features Nothing But A Close-Up Photo Of The Kid’s Eyeball

Corporate Disaster: The CEO Of Trojan Held A Press Conference With His 300 Children To Issue An Urgent Recall On All Trojan Condoms

Major Setback: NASA Has Cancelled Plans To Go To Mars Because They Can't Find Anything Cute To Wear

Major Mishap: Colorado Just Tried Restoring Voting Rights To 30,000 Felons But Accidentally Gave Jared Fogle The Right To Vote 30,000 Times Instead

UPDATED ALERT: Okay, Got Her Back. She Was Just Buying A Pepsi. Just Forget It, We’re All Good Now.

Time To Panic: Aiden Did His Book Report Super Fast And Now One Of Us Has To Go Before Class Ends

Entering The Fray: Led Zeppelin Has Reunited To Release A Diss Track Aimed At Drake

Major Breakthrough: Medical Researchers Just Announced That A 400-Pound Child Simply Ain’t Right

Incredible: Bethesda Revealed That ‘Fallout 76’ Will Show What Earth Would Be Like If The Arizona Diamondbacks Hadn’t Won The 2001 World Series

5 Times On ‘Sesame Street’ Where Big Bird Incorrectly Explained To A Kid That Each Of The Pink Rings Around His Legs Represents 10...

How The Fuck Are We Supposed To Know What This Means? The Bathrooms At This Trendy Bar Are Designated By Images Of A Whale And A B...

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

Awesome: Home Depot Is Now Selling An Incredibly Weak Pepper Spray You Can Use On People Who Are Annoying But Not Dangerous

Major Security Crisis: The Rooster That’s Loose In The White House Is No Longer Afraid Of The Jack-O’-Lantern President Trump Put Outside The Oval Office To Scare It Away

Extremely Unhelpful: This Poster For A Missing Child Features Nothing But A Close-Up Photo Of The Kid’s Eyeball

Corporate Disaster: The CEO Of Trojan Held A Press Conference With His 300 Children To Issue An Urgent Recall On All Trojan Condoms

Major Setback: NASA Has Cancelled Plans To Go To Mars Because They Can't Find Anything Cute To Wear

Major Mishap: Colorado Just Tried Restoring Voting Rights To 30,000 Felons But Accidentally Gave Jared Fogle The Right To Vote 30,000 Times Instead

UPDATED ALERT: Okay, Got Her Back. She Was Just Buying A Pepsi. Just Forget It, We’re All Good Now.