A well-known charity has been forced to double down in the face of a major screw-up committed by the most famous representative of their organization: Jimmy Carter just accidentally built an ESPN Zone instead of a Habitat for Humanity house and everyone had to act like that was the plan all along.
Hereās an exciting proposal from a company that is clearly getting desperate for some vital information: Nabisco is offering $25,000 to anyone who can tell then who the hell came up with the idea for Fig Newtons.
It seems that even the greatest innovators in the world are not immune to failure. Mere hours after informing the world that he was developing a lemon with legs that could sprint toward hungry people in need, Elon Musk just revealed that he has murdered that lemon after it used its legs to kick him in the groin.
From PayPal to Tesla to SpaceX, Elon Musk has been one of the leading innovators of our ageāa modern-day Thomas Edison ushering mankind toward a better future. And it looks like he has once again found a brilliant solution to one of mankindās most pressing problems: Musk just announced that he is currently developingā¦
Harry Potter fans everywhere have a reason to be very excited this morning: J.K. Rowling took to Twitter today to reveal that every now and then, the Sorting Hat would arbitrarily sort a first-year Hogwarts student onto the New York Mets!
If thereās any chance youāll be crossing Dadās path today, you might want to brace yourself, because thereās currently an extremely volatile situation developing. Dad is asking everyone if theyāve seen his favorite Quiksilver shirt that he got at PacSun in 2007 thatās made of that crazy soft material that you canā¦
Men, check those medicine cabinets, because a common over-the-counter drug just issued an emergency recall: Rogaine is pulling all its products from shelves after discovering that they have the unintended side effect of doubling customersā penis sizes.
If youāre a big-time gamer, you might want to get your credit card ready, because Steam just launched a brand-new sale that almost seems too good to be true. According to a recent post on the storeās front page, 50 pounds of hot salad will be available on Steam all week for only $5!
You owe it to yourself to takeā¦
Online dating can be a serious headache, and itās more likely youāll find yourself stuck in an endless cycle of dead-end first dates than in a compatible match. But if youāre experiencing dating app fatigue, donāt lose hope of finding that special someone just yet, because Facebook just announced a brand-new datingā¦
Itās about time.
Bill Cosby was convicted on three counts of aggravated indecent assault, and though it seems Cosby is in fact guilty, the frenzied mass reaction from the public raises a troubling question: Could Bill Cosbyās conviction lead to a mob mentality where society wantonly punishes any serial rapist after decades of inaction?
When police arrested a man they believed to be the Golden State Killer yesterday, the world celebrated as one of historyās most brutal and notorious serial killers was finally captured more than 40 years after his reign of terror began. However, it sadly looks like justice will have to wait for another day: the policeā¦
One of pop musicās most iconic superstars just announced that heās stepping away from the microphone for good. Earlier today, Justin Timberlake issued a statement letting the world know that heās retiring from singing after realizing you can just work in an office.
Wow. This is truly the end of an era.
Hereās some exciting news from the animal kingdom thatās really changing our understanding of the natural world. After an eventful morning at Zoo Atlantaās giant-panda enclosure, a team of weeping, blood-soaked researchers has announced that the music of Phil Collins makes pandas kill each other!
SeaWorld has faced a ton of backlash over the past few years for the way it treats the animals in its park. After trying unsuccessfully to repair its image for some time, the water park has recently changed its approach: SeaWorld has realized that people will be mad at it no matter what it does, so itās decided toā¦
If you havenāt heard the news yet, pay attention, because thereās been an urgent public alert issued by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: Effective immediately, there is a nationwide recall for all romaine lettuce because itās time for pizza!
After yesterdayās tragic shooting at a Waffle House in Antioch, TN, the NRA has once again come forward to reiterate their support of gun rights and the Second Amendment. Early this morning, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre held a press conference to discuss how such episodes of gun violence can beā¦
Companies like H&M know the importance of customer safety, which is why the clothing giant is taking extra precautions to put its shoppersā minds at ease: H&M has added a Life Alert button to its dressing rooms to save people who have a stroke seeing how good they look in jeans.
Ladies and gentleman of the #Resistance, what you are about to witness is a sight so strange, so confounding to the mind, so utterly freakish, that we urge all those faint of heart to look away from this ghastly exhibition at once. Behold! It is Comey! The FBI Man who is both Good and Bad!
United Airlines has been no stranger to PR disasters in recent years, but unfortunately, this devastating new development takes the cake: The beleaguered air carrier has apologized to a passenger after the bomb in his suitcase was destroyed mid-flight.
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