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1/23/20

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1/23/20

Fascinating Trend: More And More Women Are Freezing Their Kids Until They’re Ready To Raise Them

1/21/20

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1/21/20

Going Rogue: ‘The New Yorker’ Has Announced That They’re Going To Start Putting An Umlaut Over Every Letter ‘O’ And No One Can Stop Them

1/14/20

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1/14/20

Incredibly Frustrating: A Watermark Has Appeared Over Mt. Rushmore

12/17/19

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12/17/19

Making A Difference: For Every Hot Dog This Restaurant Sells, They Donate A Pair Of Glasses To A Hot Dog In Need

12/6/19

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12/6/19

‘They Took All The Best Songs And Put Them On A Single Awesome CD!’: Pitchfork Has Awarded A Rare Perfect 10 Review To ‘Now That’s What I Call Music! Volume 71’

11/20/19

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11/20/19

Fascinating: Anthropologists Now Believe That Modern National Doughnut Day Celebrations Were Adapted From Early Pagan Doughnut Days

11/15/19

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11/15/19

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

10:50 AM

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

11:45 AM

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

10/28/19

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10/28/19

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

12:43 PM

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

2:41 PM

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

1:20 PM

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

12:55 PM

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

10:40 AM

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

9/25/19

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9/25/19

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

9/25/19

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9/25/19

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

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Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

9/20/19

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9/20/19

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

9/20/19

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9/20/19

Time To Panic: Aiden Did His Book Report Super Fast And Now One Of Us Has To Go Before Class Ends

Entering The Fray: Led Zeppelin Has Reunited To Release A Diss Track Aimed At Drake

Major Breakthrough: Medical Researchers Just Announced That A 400-Pound Child Simply Ain’t Right

Incredible: Bethesda Revealed That ‘Fallout 76’ Will Show What Earth Would Be Like If The Arizona Diamondbacks Hadn’t Won The 2001 World Series

Disgusting: ISIS Has Released A Moving Fan-Tribute Video To The Villainous Captain Barbossa From The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Fr...

Trump’s Assault On The Environment, Explained In One Eye-Opening Chart And One Toe-Tapping Song

Eerie: This Compilation Proves That A Lone Seagull Has Been Following Obama Everywhere For Years

Fascinating Trend: More And More Women Are Freezing Their Kids Until They’re Ready To Raise Them

Going Rogue: ‘The New Yorker’ Has Announced That They’re Going To Start Putting An Umlaut Over Every Letter ‘O’ And No One Can Stop Them

Incredibly Frustrating: A Watermark Has Appeared Over Mt. Rushmore

Making A Difference: For Every Hot Dog This Restaurant Sells, They Donate A Pair Of Glasses To A Hot Dog In Need

‘They Took All The Best Songs And Put Them On A Single Awesome CD!’: Pitchfork Has Awarded A Rare Perfect 10 Review To ‘Now That’s What I Call Music! Volume 71’

Fascinating: Anthropologists Now Believe That Modern National Doughnut Day Celebrations Were Adapted From Early Pagan Doughnut Days

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

Awesome: Home Depot Is Now Selling An Incredibly Weak Pepper Spray You Can Use On People Who Are Annoying But Not Dangerous

Time To Panic: Aiden Did His Book Report Super Fast And Now One Of Us Has To Go Before Class Ends

Entering The Fray: Led Zeppelin Has Reunited To Release A Diss Track Aimed At Drake

Major Breakthrough: Medical Researchers Just Announced That A 400-Pound Child Simply Ain’t Right

Incredible: Bethesda Revealed That ‘Fallout 76’ Will Show What Earth Would Be Like If The Arizona Diamondbacks Hadn’t Won The 2001 World Series

Heartbreaking: The Jim Henson Company Has Revealed That Jim Henson Was Only Dead For 10 Minutes Before Kermit The Frog Started Eat...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Our Computer Has Become Infested With Crickets And ClickHole Is Temporarily Going On Standby

6 Creatures Of Myth And Folklore That Are Squatting In My Garage Ranked By How Much Of Hassle They’re Being

Fascinating Trend: More And More Women Are Freezing Their Kids Until They’re Ready To Raise Them

Going Rogue: ‘The New Yorker’ Has Announced That They’re Going To Start Putting An Umlaut Over Every Letter ‘O’ And No One Can Stop Them

Incredibly Frustrating: A Watermark Has Appeared Over Mt. Rushmore

Making A Difference: For Every Hot Dog This Restaurant Sells, They Donate A Pair Of Glasses To A Hot Dog In Need

‘They Took All The Best Songs And Put Them On A Single Awesome CD!’: Pitchfork Has Awarded A Rare Perfect 10 Review To ‘Now That’s What I Call Music! Volume 71’

Fascinating: Anthropologists Now Believe That Modern National Doughnut Day Celebrations Were Adapted From Early Pagan Doughnut Days

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

Major Step Backwards For Science: A Group Of Leading Biologists At Stanford Has Lost Their Big Notebook Full Of Elephant Facts

The Lawsuit Of The Century: Jimmy Carter Is Suing The Makers of Truck Nutz For Using His Likeness After Discovering Their Products Resemble His Testicles Exactly

Streaming Wars Cooling Down: Netflix Is Trading Hulu ‘The West Wing’ In Exchange For A Bag Of Flour

Fascinating: The BBC Just Revealed That They Record David Attenborough’s ‘Planet Earth’ Narration In Advance And Then The Events He Describes Somehow Happen Months Later

Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak

Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan

More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding

A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian

Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History

Fighting Impeachment: Trump Has Had Barron Bury Him Up To The Neck In The White House Lawn So That He Cannot Be Removed From Office

Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig

Completing The Tribute: The U.S. Government Has Finally Finished Constructing The 30-Foot Barber That's Cutting Lincoln’s Hair In The Lincoln Memorial

Awesome: Home Depot Is Now Selling An Incredibly Weak Pepper Spray You Can Use On People Who Are Annoying But Not Dangerous