Rejoice! Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to her second child in London today! In honor of this amazing event, it’s time to listen to these six reverential hymns dedicated to the newest, smallest member of the royal family.
1. “O Immutable Baby, Gladsome Fount Of Light”
2. “If The Baby Is Born Tragically On Fire”
3. “Sweet Child Of England, All Thy Parts Are There”
4. “Royal Baby Who Dwelleth With Us Now, Know That Turtles Bite”
5. “Begone, Begone, Ye Starving Tramps”
6. “This Baby’s Tongue Is Exactly As Long As Its Legs”
Beautiful! We hope the royal family won’t be content with just two. Congratulations, William and Kate!