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Close Call: This Fucking Snitch Saved Dozens Of Lives By Reporting A Subway Passenger’s Suspicious Behavior

Luckily, this story has a happy ending. But it almost didn’t.

Last night, many innocent people who just happened to be riding the subway could have lost their lives. Instead, they’re alive and well, and it’s all thanks to a fucking snitch named Trevor Clements who saved dozens of lives by reporting a NYC subway passenger’s suspicious behavior.

Way to go, Trevor, you heroic fucking rat!

When a man on Trevor’s Brooklyn-bound train began acting strange, he became concerned. The man was walking up and down the train car muttering to himself, and he seemed to be concealing something in his coat. Trevor didn’t know it then, but it was a gun. Thankfully, the police were able to detain him before he had a chance to hurt anyone, and it’s all because Trevor couldn’t keep his goddamn fucking mouth shut.

Wow! What a close call. It’s terrifying to think of how many people might’ve died if Trevor hadn’t been such a tattletaling little bitch.

But even though he saved the day, Trevor is pretty humble about totally fucking narcing on that guy. “I just saw something suspicious and reported it,” said the spineless little stool pigeon. “The real heroes are the police. They stopped him and saved us all.”

What a guy. Trevor may not want to take credit for saving the lives of his fellow passengers, but we still think he’s a fucking snitch. Faith in humanity restored!