Move over iPhone, there’s a new kid in town! Slated to arrive July 25th, the Amazon Fire Phone will be the first smartphone released by Amazon. Here’s a sneak peak at some of the features they haven’t yet made public.
- Exclusive Margaret Atwood-themed Emojis: Special collection of over 35 emojis, based entirely on facial expressions of the acclaimed Canadian novelist and poet.
- Mint Coating: Entire outside of phone lightly coated in minty glaze for casual licking.
- Sticky Screen: Screen specially engineered to remain sticky even after extended use.
- Exclusive function that makes dialing 911 take user directly to the Amazon.com homepage: Comes standard in every phone.
- Single-bullet chamber: Pre-loaded with one hollow-point bullet.
- Prehensile tail (vestigial): Feature widely expected to disappear in future generations of the Amazon Fire Phone.