In our modern age, transparency is paramount. I am committed to creating a world where information is shared, not hidden, so here are several emails I sent to Hillary Clinton when I first noticed my horse was ill.
In The Interest Of Full Transparency, Here Are The 7 Emails I Sent To Hillary Clinton About My Sick Horse
- Master Tactician: Joe Biden Just Solemnly Pushed A Figurine That Looks Exactly Like Him Across A Tabletop Map Towards A Dot Labeled ‘McDonald’s’
- Silver Lining: Making Fun Of Your Uncle’s Midlife Crisis Is Bringing You And Your Mom A Lot Closer Together
- An Incredibly Sad Day For Everyone: All 3 Of The 3 Stooges Are Probably Dead By Now
- About Time: Build-A-Bear Workshop Will Now Give You The Option To Have Your Toy Bear Stuffed With A Bunch Of Live Mice And Chipmunks