Here’s some good news that will make your day: The fire department has found treasure!

Wow! Good for those guys!

The incredible news comes from the fire department itself, which announced today that it has found lots and lots of treasure and now they’re all millionaires. It appears that the fire department was on the way back from putting out a fire when they found a big treasure chest full of gold coins and rubies and jewels and a whole crown. They put the treasure in their fire truck and took it back to the fire station and now they have it. The fire department has a lot of treasure now.

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“We’re rich now!” said the head of the fire department during a press conference this morning, eliciting cheers from the rest of the fire department. “The fire department is rich because we found all this treasure while we were riding around in our fire truck. We’re still going to put out fires, but first we need to count all our gold. We’re rich!”

The fire department made the announcement while bedecked in the fancy jewelry that they found in the treasure chest and showed off the rest of the treasure by dumping it out on a table. It was a lot of treasure. The fire department estimated it could be a million dollars worth of treasure or even more. There’s no way to know for sure. But it’s definitely worth a lot, because it’s treasure, which is very expensive and rare. And now the fire department has a lot of it. It also has a pretty neat treasure chest, too, which isn’t as valuable as the brooches and gemstones, but is still a thing the fire department is thrilled to have.

“Hooray!” cheered the entire fire department, throwing up a cascade of doubloons. “We’re rich! And we’re not sharing!”

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What a wonderful story. Make sure to tell everybody you know about this incredible announcement regarding the fire department and all its treasure. We salute these community heroes and all their new loot!