Touching. Emotional. Inspirational. The speeches given by Oscar winners usually exhibit one of these major characteristics, but here were some acceptances from last night’s ceremony that hit every mark.
The Best Speeches From Last Night’s Oscars
1. Alejandro González Iñárritu, Best Original Screenplay for Birdman
- Absolutely Stunning: This Woman Just Located The Restaurant Bathroom Purely Through Her Own Grit And Instinct
- LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO! This Chapter Is One Paragraph
- What, Do They Think We’re All Complete Idiots Or Something? Wikipedia Has A Page For ‘Dog’
- Major Uproar: Millions Of Dogs Are Furious After Dog Magazine (Paris Review For Dogs) Awarded Bobbins The Bernedoodle (A Pretty Unremarkable Dog) The 2024 Padfooted Prize (Basically Like The Dog Version Of An Oscar/Nobel Prize)