As rumors continue to fly about the possible divorce of America’s favorite hip-hop power couple, it’s just too hard for us to imagine a world post-Bey and Jay. Here’s a list of just a few of the stipulations from the couple’s prenuptial agreement.

  • Jay Z must be introduced at all public appearances as “divorced rapper Jay Z.”
  • The couple’s Bel Air estate will remain in Beyoncé’s name, the Brooklyn estate in Jay Z’s, and the moon will go to Blue Ivy when she turns 18.
  • The couple’s pool will go to BeyoncĂ©, but the water will go to Jay Z.
  • Ownership of the Seal of Solomon and the Ring of Mudarra to be determined by a jury of fellow Illuminati.
  • Jay Z must remove, in a timely manner, all of his science experiments from the couple’s basement.
  • BeyoncĂ© gets the KitchenAid.
  • The winner of the marriage will go on to face either Kim Kardashian or Kanye West in the finals.