Attention internet: It’s officially time to get excited.
We’ve all been waiting for what seems like an eternity for March 28, 2018, and now all that patience is about to seriously pay off: The clock counting down the time left until Tommy Lee Jones turns 18 and is legal to have sex with is at two days and counting!!
OMG! Check it out below!
The shame we’ve all felt of wanting to make blissful love to an underage Tommy Lee Jones will become a thing of the past this Wednesday at 1:30 p.m. EDT/12:30 p.m. CDT when he finally becomes, in the eyes of United States law, a consenting adult. For anyone whose been monitoring the Tommy Lee Jones legal fuck clock for years, March 28, 2018, often felt like a day that would never arrive, but just 48 hours from now, Agent K himself will be 18 years old and open for business.
It’s about time!
This Wednesday is pretty much Christmas for anyone who has been dying to have legal sex with Tommy Lee Jones, and ClickHole is celebrating in style. Join us this Wednesday, March 28, 2018, at 1:30 p.m. EDT/12:30 p.m. CDT on Facebook Live to count down the final 10 minutes together as The Fugitive star goes from “jailbait” to “Sex? Great!” You won’t want to miss it!
And if you’re hosting a watch party in your neck of the woods, be sure to tweet a pic or video to @ClickHole on Facebook and Twitter and we’ll share your celebration with the world. After all, Tommy Lee Jones turning 18 and becoming a legal sex partner is a gift to all humanity, and in a world plagued with violence and terror, we need to celebrate the good things in life now more than ever.
We can’t wait!!!